Skinny Love

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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intensional:

im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it

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burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

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smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

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toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

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speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

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trust:

I wish I was like a parking meter but like people paid me to talk to them and when their time ran out i slept

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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three-cheers-for-lovex3:

human:

where are his parents

They’re out working two jobs each to pay for their ten year olds iPhone and designer clothing so he can post this shit on the internet

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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